#what the fuck is wrong w this blog tf

[alteriivik]

I want to quickly say this before delving more into the topic: this covers very triggering topics, especially towards minors

Heyyyy omg I'm so sorry I hate to be this person, but are you aware of @/sugarycotton??

I don't have a big platform (none at all, I'm just a reader and lurker), but i was wondering if it's okay if you could help bring attention to how problematic their account is.

I understand that people have dark blogs, but they're straight up writing r@pe inc3st, b3@si@lity, eroguro with minors, p3d0philia (up to as young as 7, but i didnt want to delve too deep cuz.. well i think it speaks for itself), and romanticizing abuse and gr00ming sh behaviors towards minors.

I'm worried about people in the top!reader and dark blog writing community to stumble upon their account/posts because this can be incredibly triggering to many. Yes, dark blogs cover triggering content, but i feel this blog goes waaaaaaayyy over the line.

Once again, I'm so so so sorry to just spring this out of nowhere, but if you or someone you know can help bring awareness to this blog, i would be incredibly grateful.

hellooo, i was not aware of this person beforehand but you dont need to apologize for wanting to spread awareness for something as serious as this!!

i’ve actually took it upon myself to look for their account and wow, this blog does go WAY over the line, as you said. like way way over the line, they’re burning it. the shit they said in just the first few posts (the very first one actually) was fucking horrid and disgusting. i didn’t want to scroll to far because in just a few posts, i’ve already got the gist on what they say. and you’ve practically outlined the things they do so…

i’d like to thank you for your concern for others. thank you for bringing this to my attention (even tho im a small writer) and for speaking up abt this matter bcs im still astounded on how fucked up this person’s blog is.

to whoever is reading this, pls guys report this dumpster-fire of a blog or just warn people abt them cuz wtf

[beastblade69]

me when a random person who hasn't texted me for 6 months appears right after I've come to terms w my loneliness to make me feel wanted and then ghost me for next 3 months

[selfloverrrrrr]

You Don't Need Anyone Else~

Warnings : smut , heavy smut, unprotected sex, Noncon, Anal sex, Kidnapping, physically and emotional abuse, biting, size difference, Yandere Geto, protective, jealous, obsessive, manipulative....

A/n : I do not write any character x character fics or character x male reader fics...but from now Gojo x Geto fics will be available in my blog...so you can ask me for SATOSUGU fics in requests too!

( All characters are aged up/18+)

Minors Do Not Interact

Read the warnings carefully....if you don't like my stories block me not report

Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were the most famous boys in jujutsu high. They were very well-known for their charms. All girls were ready to throw their body to them. Everyone knows they are bisexual. But none of them were in any relationship. But Geto Suguru had a great crush on Gojo. He never told him. But he loves Gojo...he admires Gojo soooo much. But he didn't let anyone know that.

Geto doesn't like when any girl flirts with Gojo and it's even worse when Gojo flirts back with that girl. Gojo is his... nobody else should try to get him or flirts with him.... Geto thinks. It isn't like girls don't like Geto or try to get him. Girls want Geto as much as they want Gojo. But Geto doesn't like to give them any attention. But he hate the most is whenever someone flirts with Gojo... Gojo also flirts back... Geto hates it!!!

One day Gojo was just about to enter jujutsu high when someone called him. "heyyyy.... Gojo-san???". He turned around and saw Yuta. Yuta was his childhood friend. He also reads in jujutsu high. Gojo smiled at him "yoo Yuta... seeing you after a long time...were you on some vacation or something?" Gojo asked. "Yes...how are you btw?" Yuta asked. "Yeah I'm fine" Gojo said.

"Yo Satoru... what are you doing here" Gojo saw Geto coming from inside of jujutsu high. "Oh Suguru... I was talking with Yuta" Gojo said. Geto glared at Yuta. "Um... actually I'm late I should go... Bye" Yuta said and went in the jujutsu high. "Satoru you told me to wait at the entrance of our classroom you are coming there in a minute and you were talking with Yuta?" Geto said. "Why are you jealous that I'm gonna make him my best friend?" Gojo said with a smirk. "What if I am?... is he more important than me?!" Geto said. "Suguru chill I was just talking with him!...ok I'm sorry and I'm gonna buy your lunch for it... happy?" Gojo said. Geto sighed and they both went inside.

One day Shoko gave a party at her place. Geto called Gojo.

Gojo: hello?

Geto: where are you Satoru?

Gojo: in Shoko's party... when are you coming?

Geto: tf do you mean when I'm coming? Didn't you told me that we're gonna go there together???

Gojo: oh fuck... I'm sorry Suguru! I totally forgot!! Should I come there now with my car?

Geto: no it's ok... I'm already on my way in a cab... gonna be there in a few minutes.

Gojo: okey okey... come then I'm waiting.

*Geto heard a girl's voice*

Geto: Satoru?

Gojo: hmm?

Geto: is there any girl infornt of you right now?

Gojo: oh... yes Mei Mei is here...

*Geto felt his jealousy come again but he took a deep breath and controled his anger*

Geto: okey Satoru...see you there.

Gojo: okey then...

They end the call.

Geto entered the party. Shoko greeted him. But what his eyes were searching for was Gojo. He finally saw him. And what did he saw?? Gojo was still flirting with Mei Mei! Geto went to them. "Suguru... finally here" Gojo said when he saw Geto. Geto smiled. "Can we talk?" Geto said. "Yes ofcourse... what's it?" Gojo asked. "I said Satoru can we talk?! Privately please!!!" Geto said with grinded teeth. Gojo could feel something was definitely wrong! He was taken back for a few seconds. "Y-yeah" Gojo whispered.

They both went to a side. "W-what happened, Suguru?" Gojo asked. "Why don't you stop your whore plays Satoru?" Geto said. "What?" Gojo asked. "Your fucking flirting shit which you do with 1000 of whores!" Geto replied. "Are you still mad Suguru? I'm sorry I forgot that I told you we're gonna come together" Gojo said pleadingly. "Everytime Satoru! Every. Fucking. Time....you always do this" Geto said. "I'm saying I'm sorr-" Gojo couldn't finish his sentence when Geto grabbed his face and pulled towards him. A tear almost fell from Gojo's eye. Some times Gojo really gets scared of Geto. And oh... Geto loved those moments! "You know what? Go on... gonna fix this shit later!" Geto said and let go of Gojo's face. Then he walked away and Gojo started at him.

Geto staring at Gojo the whole time from a distance. Scanning Gojo's whole body with his eyes. Maybe Mentally undressing him.... When the waitress was going to give Gojo his drink called her. Geto knows how to manipulate girls with his charms. And he did that and put something in Gojo's drink , give the waitress some money and tell her to be quiet. And she did as well.

After few times Gojo's eyes started getting blurry. Nanami was sitting beside him. He told Nanami that his head was hurting. Nanami immediately called Geto. Cause Geto is Gojo's bestfriend and roommate as well. Geto went there and put on his act. "Oh Satoru... this is why I told you not to drink too much" Geto said and bring Gojo out to Gojo's car and drove it.

Geto took Gojo in his room. Gojo's hand on Geto's shoulder and Geto's hand on Gojo's waist. "Fuck it's better now... I don't know what happened then but I couldn't see properly" Gojo said and sit on bed. Rubbing his eyes. Geto didn't replied and locked the room's door. "Suguru it's my bedroom you forgot I guess " Gojo said looking at him. "Tsk I know " Geto said walking towards Gojo. Geto grabbed Gojo's leg and pulled it. Gojo fell on his back.

Gojo: Suguru wha-

Geto: shhhh.... Satoru you talk too much you know.

Geto got on the bed on top of Gojo. He leaned over Gojo. Gojo's breath hitched.

Geto: why are you so nervous Satoru....

Gojo: Suguru what are you-

Geto: can't you really don't see Satoru?

Gojo: w-what do you mean????

Gojo asked pleadingly.

Geto: that I fucking love you!!!!!

Gojo started at Geto. Their lips were inches away.

Geto: that I fucking love you, I fucking care about you, I want you.... and you always give all attentions to those whores who doesn't even deserves these!!!! I'm obsessed with you!!!! Geto screamed.

Gojo got totally silent. Geto knows that gojo was scared right now. Geto smirked. "Don't be scared baby I didn't meant to scare you" Geto said and pressed his lips on Gojo's. Before Gojo could process Geto started rubbing Gojo's dick over his pant.

Gojo tried to push him away. But Geto wasn't going to stop. Geto could feel Gojo was getting hard. Gojo couldn't stop Geto's hand but he pushed Geto face away. Geto stopped. "Suguru sto-" before Gojo could complete his sentence Geto slapped him. "Why are you still being a bitch!!!!" Geto screamed. Gojo's tears falling down. He looked at Geto. Geto felt his heart almost stopped when he saw Gojo crying.

"I'm sorry" Geto said and went towards Gojo. Gojo was about to push him away but he realised that his hands were tied up on his back. His eyes widened. He looked at Geto. Geto cupped his face. "S-Suguru .... please" Gojo managed to say. "Don't worry baby...I know you are going to like it too" Geto whispered.

"S-stop" Gojo said. Geto pulled down Gojo's pant and started undoing his shirt. "P-please stopppp....why are you doing this?" Gojo asked. Geto could hear Gojo's breath uneven from fear. " I don't like when other boys or girls look at you " Geto said while rubbing his hand on Gojo's boxer on his erection again. Gojo's breath hitched. " You are mine.... I hate when those girls and boys of our class looks at you " Geto said tugging on his boxer. "I'm your bestfriend Satoru...I want to be more.... You don't need anyone else... it's always just me and you" Geto said and pulled down Gojo's boxer.

"PLEASE.... Please stop.... please stop" Gojo begged. Tears started forming in his eyes. Geto grabbed his dick and started stroking it. Gojo squeezed his eyes shut. "What if you want to give someone else what's mine???" Geto whispered. "I won't...I promise I won't... please just stop... I'm begging you" Gojo said. Tears started falling from his eyes. "Then you should prove it!" Geto said and licked his chest and bite on his nipple. Gojo groaned at that. Geto smirked.

Geto went down to the level of Gojo's dick and put it in his mouth. Gojo moaned loudly. Geto started rubbing his tongue around his dick. His dick was too big. Geto sucked on Gojo's tip harshly and pull out his dick with a 'pop'. Geto looked at it. Gojo's tip became so red when Geto had barely done anything yet. When Geto pulled out Gojo's dick his hips automatically bucked upwards... seeking for release. Geto looked at Gojo who's face was too red from blushing Geto smirked at that.

Geto flipped Gojo. Gojo was breathing heavily. Geto took off his pant. He lined himself with Gojo's butthole. Geto slowly pushed himself in. Gojo moaned . Geto gave Gojo some time to adjust it. Then he slowly started thursting in and out. With one of his hand he started stroking Gojo's dick. Geto started increasing the speed. Gojo was a moaning mess. Geto's dick was touching deepest parts inside Gojo. His speed became faster and harder. Gojo's hole clenched around Geto tightly. Geto smirked at Gojo's body's reaction.

Geto grabbed Gojo's hair and pulled him towards him. "F-fuck... can't believe I'm having you... I always dreamt about it!!!!" Geto moaned. Gojo's mouth was wide open. He was drooling. "Oh Satoru.... baby look at you... The strongest sorcerer becoming a mess under me" Geto whispered in Gojo's ear and bite his earlobe. Geto let go off Gojo's hair and rubbed his hand on Gojo's chest. Geto felt Gojo's nipple Harden. He pinched it. "S-Suguru...huhhh" Gojo moaned loudly. Geto's speed became too much fast and hard. They both came at the same time with too much loud moans. The curse disappeared from Gojo's hand. Gojo fell on the bed. Geto pulled out.

When Geto looked at Gojo he saw that Gojo already fell asleep. Geto cleaned both of them. He smiled watching Gojo's sleeping figure. Suddenly Gojo's phone rang. Gojo was sleeping so Geto didn't disturbed his sleep and picked up Gojo's phone. The call was coming from Shoko. Geto picked up the call. "So idiot... you finally got your crush huh? I told you for a long time that go and propose Geto but no you being shy all time! Finally got him...and gosh...the way you both were moaning!!!... remember it all happened from my party so I deserve a treat!" Shoko said on the call. Geto stopped. Then he processed the thing. That Gojo also had a crush on him?! 'so Satoru liked me? Ahhh... I get it now....he was liking it when I was being rough that's why he was acting that he isn't liking it so I'm gonna be more rough....my Satoru likes it rough, huh?' Geto thought with a smirk while looking at Gojo's sleeping figure. "Actually Shoko... I'm Geto, Gojo's sleeping right now...but thank you" Geto said and cut the call.

This is my first time writing satosugu fic 😭 so please be gentle with me 😭

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[cheap-jumpscare]

Welcome to Uta's blog population like 2.

helooo I'm Uta or several other names. I go by it/void and many other prns. check my prns.page >here< !!

read this very important thing written by my meowtual please, thanx :D

a lot more detailed info under the cutt ~

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I say slurs (only those I can reclaim!)

I rarely am ever serious!

I can be very sensitive to rejection!

I'm very apathetic in regards to other people; I wish I wasn't!

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diagnosed and medicated ADHD, peer-reviewed as "def autistic" by my autistic little sister and older brother, depression (or at least some of the symptoms)

divorced parents, adopted at birth!

in general there is something fundamentally wrong/silly abt me

i LOVE homestuck, hiveswap, ddlc, genshin, hsr, crk, cats, borzois, drawing, singing, gacha, voice acting, animation, rain world, etc. (hyperfixations r bold and italic like this!!)

i like spiritual stuff (shifting realities, subliminals, etc) and i may reblog stuff like that sometimes <3

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im here to be gay and shitpost man

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post abt politics Regularly (stresses me tf out)

post abt religion christianity at ALL

if you were that one person who told me I was silencing asians by having a cute/pink/"kawaii" aesthetic blog on tumblr in like 2020. yes that was the actual reason. im being so forreal. /silly but also /gen on this being something that actually happened

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pro-contact / anti-recovery towards paraphilias

nsfw/kink/18+ centered blogs (i am a minor :/)

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doxx people or support those who do

believe/participate in cringe culture

pro 🇮🇱 or otherwise not pro 🇵🇸 (its a genocide mf)

^ post pictures of gore n dead kids in relation to the genoc¡de w/o tagging, censoring, or warning ANYYY of it (the reason i left twt)

im on your dni (respect your own gd dni)

RANDOM ASSORTED NONSENSE I THOUGHT WAS FUN !! ;;

my true zodiac is Pittarius !! [homestuck]

probably a

i tend to fixate on characters/whatever so hard i either Want to be them, believe i Am them, or both.

^ speaking of, at the bottom of this post is a list of stuff am that way about

^^ i should add here that the personality assigned doesnt contribute to this (though it certainly helps if i can go "THEY JUS LIKE ME FRR") i just. fixate so hard i go "mm i should be [whatever]" or "i mustve been [whatever] in a past life :D"

^^^ i am, most of the time, not under one of these episodes (idrk what else to call them but im not distressed rlly so shrug)

i barely ever remember to categorize things but i will remember for this blog i promise

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[v-anrouge]

self shipping is so odd to me when it’s not other people doing it. Like, that early fandom part of my brain still remembers people calling it cringe when I used to with characters in media.

but then there’s the fact I know that the characters I like wouldn’t even glance at me. There’s Idia, introverted and uninterested, Floyd who’d probably get bored or not even look, and Jade who just wouldn’t care. I feel so so fucking weird doing it

I guess what I want to try and say is that the way you’re so open about loving rook and Vil is admirable. The things you say, even if others might disagree. How the characters would love you and take care of you. your like an inspiration to me, if that makes sense?

-🪐

awww dear this is really sweet :( ill tell you what tho; life is too short for you to be worrying about whether or not you're being cRiNgE like if ur not doing something bad why the fuck should you care about an specially bitter person who dislikes seeing selfships? people have essentially turned being cringe into doing anything you love so you might as well be as cringe as you can and enjoy life to the max because you know what?? if floyd and idia existed i know they'd like you, im not saying this cuz ur my friend but because i genuinely mean it, you match their sense of humor, their hobbies, the way they act and think, you're sweet, caring, loving, understanding, exactly the type of people both of them need in their life. i don't see how you'd be wrong to say that they'd love you in your posts, it's your blog after all, as far as im concerned u can do whatever tf u want w it

[ari-the-rockstar]

"notice how not having a sense of awareness isnt on this list? yes, i experience all three of those traits. no im not a fucking shitty person to random strangers thats just weird. theres this thing called SELF CONTROL that i actually have, ever heard of it? lacking empathy is not a bad thing. "the ability to understand and share the feelings of another", according to the definition. i lack the ability to understand the feelings of other people and i lack the ability to share feelings with someone cause im not a damn spiritual empath. thats not saying im an abusive monster. excessive admiration ooh boy. man wtf do u think im gonna do with that lmao yeah i really need excessive admiration to not want to fucking kill myself but that doesnt mean im gonna go GGRGGGGGG ABRK AKR VBAKRKKK BARKJ and act like a rabid dog if i dont have it. YES i have a sense of entitlement but again wtf am i gonna do with that BARK AT SOMEONE if they dont agree lmao??"

"cause i'm not a damn spiritual empath" nobody is??? low empathy is fine but it's the combination of self-absorbedness which makes it abusive. if you need excessive admiration to not want to kys then...that is a you problem, i'm so sorry<3 it makes sense! someone saying that people with your disorder are abusive is not excessively admiring you. however just because it hurts your feelings doesn't mean it isn't true.

"a, i never said ur abuse is illegitimate lmao what r u on. and yes it SHOULD be rebranded. you wanna know why? if you look up "npd recovery" you fucking get "hOw To ReCoVeR FrOm NaRc AbUsE!!!" and a bunch of shit about porn and how we're demons whos eyes turn black. you say youve done alot of work to overcome them but youre forgetting npd can BARELY recover themselves because of ppl shouting NARC ABUSE!!! everywhere. if you have bpd i realllllyyyyyy dont think u shld be commenting on npd babes im juuussttt saying!! ur not a doctor and npd and bpd dont share the same symptoms!! and literally who tf is using "i was abused too" as an excuse baby bc its not me. u dont see me doing it."

yes you DO say that it is illegitimate. saying narc abuse is not real is LITERALLY saying that my abuse is not real. because it was VERY stereotypical narc abuse. go to r/raisedbynarcissists <3 they will tell you alll about it.

okay but you do realize that narc abuse is a VERY serious problem and maybe you should not be always angry that there are support groups for victims instead of groups to support the people who perpetuate it??? like if you want to recover that's good, but there are a LOT of people who are hurting and if something is not for you just scroll. if you aren't abusive then it shouldn't make you feel bad?

bpd and npd are two cluster b disorders hunny, pwNPD seem to usually just whine about how the world is sooo mean to them rather than ACTUALLY try and recover. i see more about "npd is so sexy and hot" than "how to get better from npd." and fyi LOTS of people use the "i was abused too excuse," i said it earlier so u couldn't pull it on me.

"oh noooo 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 person wi-with bpd is joking about their traits !!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 person w-w-w-w-w-w-with npd is making coping jokes!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 o-o-o-oh no scary npd borderline monster isnt having panic attacks 🥺🥺 on their blog 🥺🥺🥺 every 30 seconds 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and is actually using humor to cope!!! wahahahahhahahwaahahhhh i cant handle people who cope differently than me 🥺🥺🥺🥺 you joking about your disorder means y-you cant have it!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺"

girl what. this is just embarrassing. there's a difference between coping and romanticizing. your WHOLE blog is romanticizing. at some point you gotta do some dirty work and get better.

yeah, you will feel like a shit a little bit. yeah, you will realize that you probably did or said some awful things. if you so badly want to see those "recovery" things then actually put in the work!! you just want to whine and whine forever.

"bb i dont know what ur on but ur objectively wrong and i wanted u to see lmfao. if u say something online it is public. it is PUBLIC. its not private its PUBLIC, i have the right to ss it and i hope u know that<3"

bestie idk where you're coming from but the ENTIRE idea of "npd is good and hot actually" is a very new take. like, 2-5 years old new. the idea of narcissism being ABUSIVE has been around since longer than u or i was alive. if you say something online it is public too <333 i never said anything about it? lmao i just found it funny you singled me out among everyone because you care soo much. cope harder <3

there is no fucking way 💀💀💀

okay lets just !!! ignore ALLLL of my other symptoms because im not abusive i dont have npd sorry guys npd diagnosis cancelled i dont have it anymore sorry guys because this one person on the internet said so

[wttcsms]

vampire hunter!reader x vampire!kageyama ft. enemies to lovers, forced proximity, forced alliance, temporary truce, a dynamic inspired by the concept of soulmates but w a twist!!! slowburn!!!! it was originally a fic series on my old blog and here is the synopsis!! hoping to dust this one off from my drafts too, lmk if you’re interested!!!

(another note: this au/universe dynamics was created when i was 16 lol. my idea is that in order to level the playing field, vampire hunters are a race blessed by witches to have superhuman strength and reflexes bc how tf is a regular human supposed to compete with a vamp 🤨 then i added the idea that when a vamp hunter kills a vampire, to serve as motivation to continue hunting, they absorb a bit of that vamp’s power too, and life force. essentially, vamp hunters can remain their youthful appearances and strength by constantly killing and the older/stronger the kill, the better the benefits; it’ll be this whole thing in the fic teehee)

the fortunate are born with silver spoons in their mouths to cease their wailing.

you are not fortunate.

instead, you are ripped from your mother's womb, and there is no silver spoon present; just a stake, carved from the strongest and most resilient of all rowan trees, a sign of the arduous life you will be fated to live.

you come from a long line of vampire hunters — the supernatural who loathe the supernatural. isn’t that just so ironic? a race blessed by the first ancient, most powerful witches, there is no mistaking that the blood running through your veins runs a different shade of red from that of anyone else.

the more vampires you kill, the longer you live, and no one ever mentions the fact that immortality requires a great deal of stamina, and you're just fucking tired. you’re born with one purpose in life and one purpose only: to take down as many vampires as you possibly can. and while you totally agree that what you're doing is important work, sometimes a girl just has to catch a break, you know?

and if there's a will, there's a way — or, you know, fate. because magic requires balance. every hunter is inherently connected to a vampire, and by killing the vampire their soul is bonded with, the hunter is finally set free of all vampire hunting duties. sounds super easy, right?

wrong! because at the top of your hit list is tobio kageyama, and he's definitely not going down without a fight..

that is, he originally wasn't going to, until he went and angered some powerful ass witch, and now as a punishment, it's not just his soul that's bonded with yours—

—it’s your life forces. ergo, he dies, you die right with him. and, spoiler alert: you're not ready to die! and you're definitely not dying because of this idiot!

so now you have to travel halfway across the world, searching for a witch who can break this dumbass bond between you two, and then the moment you're home free, you are staking this stupid bastard the first chance you get. and while the two of you have centuries of experience of being on the run, the two of you have never been on the run with another person tagging along. so, now you're stuck traveling the world and trying not to get killed with a temperamental, childish, emotionally constipated, arrogant, (slightly!) attractive vampire. you know, the one vampire in the world that you have to kill if you ever want to break free of the restraints the universe has bound you with.

or, in which before you can kill tobio kageyama, you have to save his ass first.

[bunnyyamor]

Pls what the fuck is this.

Just by reading the contents alone I'm gagging bruh like it's so fking disgusting 🤢

And it's not just that, it's the fact that it's literally non-con.

In your request rules you said you weren't going to write for zoophilia and in this you're literally fantasizing abt tentacles aka an animal body part, and your comment replying to someone else pls. Simply disgusting.

Again: in your request rules you said you aren't writing rape, and here you literally did bcs guess what? Non-con=rape.

Also, one of the warnings is "dom/sub dynamics". ??? It can only be like that if one of the parties agree, which is not the case. It is a fucking rape, there is no consent and therefore there can be no dynamics, literally the basis of having dynamics sexually speaking is mutual agreement and consent.

Wtf is wrong with u?

Disgusting.

HAHAHA WAIT I DIDNT SEE THIS HAHA 😂 I’m sorry so let’s go thru this…so this Christian karen states omg this is so fuckin disgusting ewww omgajajjdajwj all the ppl that have came from it beg to differ 😘 I know ur mom was fingering herself reading it 😂! So reading the contents had u gagging fuck bad gag reflex try the toothbrush babes, start small. And omg non-con 😱 first off my blog states and warns ppl it’s dark content ok meaning it has dark themes in it ok dumbass. So if u don’t like that block me like tf! I’m not the only one that writes non-con or dark content we’re a whole community like no one forced u to read this! Also things in fanfic r not fuckin real! It’s a fuckin kink for a reason obv in real life that’s like a no u need consent but I write links and things to get ppl turned on and sometimes it’s things like this it’s fine like some ppl watch hentai is fuckin hentai real huh? And zoophelia? R u serious? Eren was eren just w tentacles so he’s the same as a fuckin octopus right? Like eren is a human w tentacles ok and then there’s an octopus..,babes this is called monster fucking and I can recommend a tentacle fic cuz I know u love it sm. Eren was an alien not a fuckin squid or octopus! It has to be an actual fuckin animal bro! U had me howling at ur statement I can’t hahaha. Omg omg omg rape rape rape bro stfu it’s not like dude I say I write non-con and I write dark content u stupid like read!!!!! Ur the reason why ppl don’t want to share their kinks and feel bad w writing or reading stuff but nah it’s good! So many ppl loved it was for Halloween and I’m proud of that writing actually! Alien eren is fine and fucking amazing SO YALL SHOULD GO READ AYEEE!

[saetoru]

hey tee, can i ask something? so ik how frustrating it can be when anons send hate, but what’s it like when other blogs do it?? how do you handle it?? & i dont mean when they’re like directly talking to you, but subtweeting in a way…am i explaining this well????? idk but something that i hate is when people will just ask & ask & ask you to write as if you’re a machine & not a human being.

there’s a particular account that never writes (which is completely fine), and they always ask everyone to be patient & etc. but they constantly talk abt how “no one writes like they used to” or just complain abt other people’s writing in general & it’s just so sad to see bc as a creator on this app, they should immediately understand tht people are not fucking machines & struggle with writer’s block & stuff like that. she just gives off big hypocritical vibes. idk if you’re mutuals w/ them or not (hopefully not).

her writing is fine, but as a person… idk. im not gonna say who it is, but they’re pretty known on tumblr. it really bugs me when she says stuff like that and then her followers just back her up like nothing’s wrong. generally speaking, i believe u can say whatever tf u want on your own blog, but some of the stuff she says just really upsets me, especially since im starting to write on tumblr. i have blocked her, but after seeing some the things she’s said, plus the amount of people that agree with her is making me real self conscious abt my work.

so yea, how do u feel when stuff like that happens to you?? im so sry for the long ask, but hopefully you can take the time to respond. it would mean a lot! ❤️

hi bestie !! i will answer under the cut:

i just block lmao. like deadass half of a lot writers on here ??? chances are i’ve blocked them and tbh that might sound bad but if i see a discourse or a “hot take” that i fully disagree with, or rubs me wrong, i block. and that’s bc i think all of us as writers, even if it’s the smallest part of our brains, compare ourselves to other writers. so i block writers that give me bad vibes bc i don’t wanna subconsciously start comparing myself to them in a manner that makes me question myself like you said. if a writer thinks majority of fanfic mostly sucks now, well i guess they’re not reading my sucky content bc they are b l o c k e d !!!

i actually have like two or three very strongly voiced ppl blocked that always say “fanfic isn’t what it used to be” or “all fanfic is the same now” and i think personally it’s a really entitled and annoying thing to say. if someone came into a writer’s inbox and said those exact things on anon, everyone would jump to attack that anon and say “it’s free content be grateful.” i don’t think someone being a writer gives them the right to dictate such strong opinions openly about other peoples fanfic writing styles/methods/choices. even if you provide content, you’re still consuming free content just as everyone else. it’s one thing to politely offer advice as one writer to another with good intentions, but that’s very clearly seen in your tone and how you word the message. if you think fanfic isnt what it used to be, then write what you want to see ??? it’s simple.

so yeah either way i would block that individual—maybe i already have them blocked too who knows LMAO i hope i do. but i wouldn’t let it get to you because tbh in my experience ppl who have the most to say about other writers have the emptiest masterlists 💀 the rest of us are too busy focusing on our writing to care about what other people are posting and whatnot. block them, block their friends that agree, block anyone else that agrees with them. LMAO i’m not saying this to act like “ur always right and everyone else is always wrong” but tbh if u just block all the ppl ur disagree with, then at one point ur dash will just be peaceful

take it from me !! the girlie that is blocked by like 75% of this app !! just remove people you don’t wanna see. filter their urls, unfollow ppl they heavily interact with, curate ur own experience without being a bitch. rant to ur friends, get it off ur chest privately but like don’t subpost them in a rly obvious manner and start more drama bc it’s just always gonna be a mess that way.

and tbh there’s a lot of things that ppl in a fandom community can and should come and discuss in a civil manner without peoples feelings getting hurt like meta and popularly flawed characterization patterns, but i think bitching about the “quality” of fanfic is a rly nasty thing to openly complain about bc it’s just unwarranted and discouraging. a lot of people are on here for fun, not to write new york times best selling novels, so just let them have their fun :/

[raspberryslut]

Maybe don’t use the word f*ggot? what tf is wrong with you...

hi. so just out of curiosity i searched my own blog and the only time i have used this word recently was in regards to a silly gerard way video (and honestly, probably the only time i personally have ever done so on this blog). in my opinion, in this post, i think its obvious i am saying this as a funny way of expressing my shock and love and exasperation at the pagentry of a celebrity--who has gone out of their way to align and ally themselves w lgbt and queer ppl--doing something thats uhh pretty significantly flamboyant and campy. i can understand how this can be misconstrued.

i am gay. i id as a lesbian. im not cis. i am a queer person. i need this to be clear here. i understand that there has been discussion of who can "reclaim" slurs in the past but it is not discussion i am taking part in here because it is irrelevant. i understand what youre saying when you say "dont use this word" ; youre saying dont be mean and callous towards people who you do not share experiences with, when you have not experienced the same level of animosity and aggression that they have and can experience. i acknowledge that i maybe i havent experienced ALL of the same things that people who have been called fag or queer or any other of the number of slurs that exist for gay men, effeminate men, men who dare to embrace a little bit of femininity.

at the same time gay history and culture are not something to shrink away from. gay people have called themselves """slurs""" as long as those slurs have been used against them by aggressors. and i am not using it in a negative connotation in that post, i am using it because i am happy someone who i look up to a little bit is doing something fucking hysterical and funny and it is bringing me--a lesbian, some unknown and confusing flavor of trans--joy and euphoria at seeing someone else bend gender norms and embrace parts of femininity i have struggled with.

there are people out there who are using this word as a slur, and using it demeaningly and as an aggressor in situations that are dangerous for people like me. i am not one of these people. there are so many more people to be worried about than a single blogger on a social media platform who used the word 'faggotry' on a post that did not get circulated widely.

in the same vein tho i understand what youre saying. and im sorry if me using it did upset you or trigger an upsetting memory, sincerely. that isnt something to be taken lightly. ill think a little harder in the future before i say things.

now considering the fact that i posted that. oh idk like a week ago, im pretty sure you dont follow me, which means you were probably looking thru the notes of that post. at a certain point i cant be responsible for what people who dont follow me end up seeing. i know this is the internet and everything lives forever but you are beholden to curate your own experience a little bit.

if you are following me tho, i mean. id suggest unfollowing. i do subscribe to a theory of uh. idk radical queer and lgbt liberation and strength and pride? im not afraid to rb and interact with people who toss around words deemed as slurs. if you dont want to be faced with that, because it triggers or upsets you, itd be in your best interest and safety to unfollow. thats understandable and honestly! i want you to do whats best for you. i want you to have an enjoyable internet/escape from the horrors of irl. truly!

i know this seems like a lot of words for someone who has like idk maybe 100 active followers. i know this isnt that serious. but it kinda is that serious to me! so again, sorry! but also im not apologetic about being like, a whole gay person who is very much in love with gay culture and strength.

also. i mean its gerard way if u think they havent heard and embraced much worse idek were even doing here at this point.

[jasperwhitcock]

hello, ive noticed that my feed has been super dry lately even though I follow lots of people and i think it’s because a lot of fans have left tumblr :( and i follow people from different timezones so when I’m asleep my feed is full but when I’m awake it’s just *crickets* so can you please recommend me active twilight blogs, preferably who go by PST, please? im on tumblr 24/7 cause i need distractions lol also throwback to pre-midnight sun release when twilight tumblr was hella active and there was so much content :( i miss that

only the strong remain 💔 alright here is my twilight blog starter kit follow list. some of my fave blogs, the blogs i see most often on my dash, my bffs even if they’re on hiatus, etc. i’ll try to note their time zones if i’m sure of them bc if i’m wrong that’d be so embarrassing fhjshfjsf if u want to dm or reply w ur time zone i’ll update this post!

PST/MST: @paulxlahotee (wolfpack content, a cutie, will make u earrings that make u feel like a bad bitch) @the-golden-onion (a literal angel from heaven above i truly adore mads w my entire heart she got u on mike newton & mr. molina content) @cullen-collective (esme if smeyer wrote her to have a sense of humor and witty tongue. will take u under her wing and sing to u) @phil-dwyer-stan-account (hiatus but pls ask her astrology questions she will explain to u why u are the way that u are), @lemonadebottlecap (idek remember what it was but one of her tags made me LAUGH so much the other day), @edytheelizabethcullen (alex is the sweetest, u must follow),

CST: @howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen (JACOB/WOLFPACK CONTENT, truly EVERYBODY’S friend, the sweetest person, pls send her pics of cute dogs)

EST: @kaquiche (funny, friendly, twilight video editing QUEEN, will be ur bff in 2 seconds), @bellaskhakis (cursed content, a demon, my greatest enemy, ok i’m kidding she will be so sweet to u but once u get close she will roast tf out of u we are like sisters), @teamjacobthot (wolfpack content, dij is probably the coolest person u will meet on this site), @bellasredchevy (kae is the god of the renaissance idk what else to say besides that bc this is a proven fact i adore her & her witty humor), @inthemiddleofmymidnight (that’s my best friend she’s a real bad bitch i love kim not a single post fucking misses), @swanresidence (CUTIE, she got JOKES she been making me laugh so much in my dms), @leahclearwaterdefensesquad (LEAH CONTENT/wolfpack content, kate has my heart), @volturialice i will forever be in love w g she is the mother i never had, she is the sister everybody would want she is the friend that everybody deserves i don’t know a better person, alice/fanfic content), @bellas-dumptruck-ass (i will never not giggle at this url but elaine is sososo funny but also so smart, always making POINTS), @renegadepack (wolfpack content, aaron is a tru must follow)

GMT: i think they’re GMT if i’m wrong i am deleting this whole post and my own blog in embarrassment: @carllisle @notquitetwilight / @stillnotquitetwilight (literally the chaos twins that people headcanon emmett & bella to be, they are putting out the best & also maybe the most cursed content rn), @carlislesscarf (they keep my dash alive), @witchyangela / @incorrectwolfpack (a tru angel, wolfpack/angela content)

IDK THE TIME ZONE: @stregoni-benefici (also responsible for keeping my dash alive, a cutie w lots of esme/carlisle content), @iknowyouloveme-thanks (literally the funniest memes), @su-angelvicioso (if u want maria content look no further), @rosaalee alex & bri are a package deal so u must follow bri too, moodboard content), @ohyoudosmellgood (omg i just realized i think i need to dm u back we have literally been having the same conversation for like three months we suck, an angel, carlesme content), @influenzabella (if ur looking for active, i always see influenzabella on my dash!!!) as well as @rose-lily-hale (CST) @redeyedsaint @twilightofficial @khakiskirtslut @edwardssnail (EST) they give me something to look at daily i adore u all thank u for ur service, twilight veterans that were here before my time and ain’t going nowhere post midnight sun craze, post the end of the world: @panlight @edwardsvirginity

[saltymiraculer]

here ya go anon

So, I’ve been getting anonymous asks after asks after asks for an adrien/marinette/alya/nino group chat and I decided to just make a dumb one so they would stop but it turned salty and here ya go

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Unknown: …

Unknown: alright fess up who made the group chat

Unknown: it was me

Unknown: who the hell r u

Unknown: alya

Unknown: o ok im marinette

Unknown: TF guys??? It’s Adrien, but why did you make this?

Alya: wait did we add nino

Alya added Nino to Group Hangout

Alya: there we go

Nino: what the fuck

Nino: what is this????

Marinette renamed the chat shit talkers

Marinette: …

Adrien…

Alya…

Nino: what the FUCK

Nino renamed Nino as icantdrawforshit

icantdrawforshit: well its true

Marinette: wait you can do that

Alya renamed Alya as yaaasqueen

yaaasqueen: WeLl iT’s TrUe

Marinette: where the fuck is adrien

Adrien: Here!

Adrien renamed Adrien as noiristhenewblack

Marinette: pleeeease dont tell me youre a chat noir fanboy

noiristhenewblack: Hell yeah, I am!

yaasqueen: l a d y n o i r ?

noristhenewblack: YES!

icantdrawforshit: ye

Marinette: nu

Marinette renamed Marinette noladynoir

yaaasqueen: ???

yaaasqueen: why u hating on my ship?

noladynoir: so u know all those cute gifs u post on your blog of the kisses n stuff

yaaasqueen: yea those are so adorable!

noladynoir: when have you seen LB actually say yess to the kisses and dates

yaaasqueen: …

icantdrawforshit: oooo things about to get spicy

icantdrawforshit: 🍿🍿🍿

yaaasqueen: um shit i actualy havent

yaaasqueen: *actually

noiristhenewblack: Well, I’m sure she’s fine with it! Ladybug never OBJECTS to them, does she?

noladynoir: u actually pay attention during the fights right?

noladynoir: cuz if u did u would know that LB always tells him to stop

noiristhenewblack: No, she doesn’t! They’re in love, right, Alya?

yaaasqueen: mari makes a good point

yaaasqueen: ill see during the next battle + show it to u

2:48 PM

yaaasqueen sent a video

yaaasqueen: well shit

yaaasqueen: do i have some tea to spill

icantdrawforshit: holy fuck

noiristhenewblack: ?????

icantdrawforshit: watch the video

noiristhenewblack: I don’t see the problem?

noladynoir: do u need glasses my dude because its pretty obvious to us

noiristhenewblack: Can someone explain the problem to me? It just looks like a normal fight.

icantdrawforshit: thats the fuckn problem

yaaasqueen: if u actually watch the video you see that LB keeps flinching away from CN and she keeps tellinh him to stop but he doesn’t stop

noladynoir: that’s what ive been trying to say! she doesn’t like chat noir and he keeps telling her they’re in love anyways!

noiristhenewblack: But it’s probably just a lovers’ quarrel! Couples fight, don’t they?

icantdrawforshit: not like that my dude

yaaasqueen exited the group chat

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yaaasqueen logged onto adrienette is otp

yaaasqueen: get on the chat u lil bitches i have something to tell u

sportboi: wat is it 👀👀👀👀

yaasqueen: quit it with the emojis kim

sportboi: 🚫 no 🚫

sk8rgorl: ok what is it alya

yaaasqueen sent three images

yaaasqueen: this is the reaction to the vid i sent u guys earlier

icantdrawforshit: im private chatting w/ adrien rn and he keeps telling me that chat noir and lb are in love, it’s really creepy how possessive he is, pls send help

rosebud: uh-oh! that’s not good! what should we do?

lightscameraaction: yeah that’s really creepy, especially with how weird chat’s being in the video, how can he think that’s okay? LB looks so uncomfortable!

sk8rgorl: should we do something abt it? cuz chats a superhero n all

sportboi: yeah i mean ive never been sexually harassed but its not right how he’s just violating her like that 😬

icantdrawforshit sent an image

icantdrawforshit: WTF GUYS HE JUST SAID THAT IT WAS LB’S FAULT

yaaasqueen: wtf???

rosebud: the image isn’t loading! can u explain please 🥺🥺🥺🥺

icantdrawforshit: so i said “he didn’t have the right to touch her like that” and he said “Well, it’s her fault! She’s the one who’s so nice to him, she would just punch him if she didn’t like it!” so i said “well what if she doesn’t want to punch him” and this DOOD had the gall to say “Then she likes it!”

rosebud: …

rosebud: that’s just wrong.

lightscameraaction: yeah srsly that’s not right???

yaaasqueen: should we show marinette

yaaasqueen: cuz she was right all along

sk8rgorl: probably

sk8rgorl added noladynoir to the chat

noladynoir: hi guys

yaaasqueen: we were just talking about how it wasnt right for CN to touch LB like that do u have anything to say

yaaasqueen: that sounded rlly rude sry

noladynoir: actually i was assaulted like that earlier it was kinda terrifying

rosebud: oh no! i’m so sorry, Marinette!

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to be continued?

[domjaehyun]

WHAT an HONOR😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 top 5 most used tag on here…I had no idea I sent in that many asks! I’m so happy! :) we’re good friends❤️ also we love hearing ur horny thoughts girl that was hot asf you have good taste in…sex. Idk if that makes sense. But I like your style. Now I’m looking at Haechan a lil different…😏😏 but I can’t! Omg he’s Mark’s bestie! …now I imagined a ménage a trois with them… hot. Mark would be flustered and jealous. Haechan would be cool and teasing. Heheheh. -👄

KJDFLSGD i just posted the actual year in review post and . YEAH you're actually the 3rd top tag fgsdkj so . a win for u i guess hehehe and yes we are good friends 💖 (under the cut is a surprisingly long rant from me abt . the rest of ur message gsdfljdk)

and . hHhHhhH okay i DO hear u..... my thoughts are welcomed here..... but . at the same time, like, if someone came here on some fuck shit and were like "tHat'S wEiRd / cRiNgE / uNhEalThY" i'd feel the urge to rip their throat out w my teeth.... like these are My Fantasies....... on My Blog...... that I Run..... regarding My Interests......

like, i'm gonna be honest... when i was talking to y'all abt fiending before i posted it and was like so...... dubcon........ i did Not Like some of the responses djfkgskd like it's one thing to be like "i'm not into that" which is totally fine !! we don't have to agree !! there's SO much stuff i don't like !! it's not like that would be 100% my content forever, i can write a bunch of diff stuff y'know?

but i remember at LEAST 3 anons being like "that's so unhealthy what's wrong with you blahlbhalbahbkahbk pbbtt i'm a whiny baby and i don't like to let people have fun" (i am paraphrasing but . we get the gist, yes? they were unaccepting and Super Judgmental and Accusatory, like. shut tf up pls i asked how y'all felt abt it to be nice but now i no longer care abt your opinion bc you don't know how to act)

like i remember so clearly that i made a poll asking if ppl were into it? (bc i was gonna put it in my fic) and at least 1 person (i'm p sure there were 2 ppl but for now i'm saying 1) like . attempted to spam vote "no" and i was like . okay well now your votes are entirely deleted and you get No Say At All because you don't understand how democracy works 😒 1 vote per person... this is not the presidential election.... popular vote/majority rules.... and even if the majority HAD said no.... it's still my fic sdjkgskdf like at the end of the day i'm gonna do what i want regardless ://// i just wanted to see where ppl's heads were at !!

tbh maybe this is kinda like the US gov't but like... where a bunch of ppl (like congress or smth) write a bill and then are like "hey, president, what do you think abt this?" and then the president either goes "yeah this sounds good" and makes it a law... or they go "mmm no vibe check failed" and then . vetos it 💖 y'all are following, right? y'all are congress, the bill is the fic idea, i am the president 💖 except this is my world and there are no checks and balances if y'all say no and i say yes, then it's yes 💖 if i say no and y'all say yes, then it's no 💖 i am taking suggestions, not orders y'know?

and DJFKSGKLD "you have good taste in...sex" you WOULD think that pls omg i'm having flashbacks to the time i went on a rant in your dms abt . one of my fantasies . that was fun . i would write that some day i think (i'm sorry to ppl who are reading this that are not 👄 anon and want to know the fantasy; it is . private atm gfdjsglk maybe one day i will talk abt it) but yeah i think that you and i do have similar, like, things that we like so that's dope for me hehehe at least i know One Person will probably like the things i am thinking of !!

"i'm looking at haechan a lil different" *softly* don't. don't do it. don't do this to me 🧍🏽‍♀️ i can't... i'm too insane for this woof woof bark bark grrr but OH?! mark...hyuck... threesome... i've done a markhyuck threesome once before, i did a mark/hyuck/jaemin foursome once, and . i am currently doing a fivesome with markhyuck and other ppl.... but markhyuck threesome.... inchresting.... if you want to,,,, uhh,,,, elaborate at all,,,,,, i am all ears........ 👀 like a... setting, perchance,,,, maybe a plot.... maybe...

I AM NOT GUARANTEEING I'LL WRITE ANYTHING FOR JUST THOSE TWO!!!! i just . am curious . abt ideas . if it unlocks smth, it unlocks smth, and if it doesn't, then it's not a problem fdgkljsfjs i have my current wip that's literally at 18.6k rn and is not even close to being finished, so . markhyuck content will def appear in there at some point... their dynamic is not very prominent though, heads up :p BUT YEAH OKAY SORRY I WENT ON A RANTY-RANT-RANT anyway . yes 💖 haechan 💖 i love him 💖 i am gonna answer any like newer messages i have now and then i'm gonna go back to writing i am Thinking A Lot about haechan now and the thoughts need to leave my brain and land on this document!!!!!!

[alrightbookreviews]

Shadow and Bone

by Leigh Bardugo

book: 7/10

show: 9/10

Alright so i’m assuming most of y’all have heard of this book after the Netflix series came out like a week ago and are like “damn i shoulda read the book” or maybe not. but if not then idk why ur even on my blog but whatever. i read this book like a month or two ago before i even knew about the show so it was a strange coincidence for me but i was excited for the show bc the book was pretty decent. so i sat down to watch the show w pretty low expectations bc the movies are never better than the books (duh) but i ended up liking the show WAY more than the book and here’s why.

So basically, the plot of the book is this chick named alina who draws maps i guess has this friend named mal (who she grew up at an orphanage with) and she has been high key in love w him basically her whole life and he is so fucking clueless so he doesn’t pick up on it at all. but they get sent on a boat across this big black cloud thing called the “shadow fold” w spooky monsters in it. so you’re probably thinking “oh okay since they took a boat, the shadow fold must be over water” wrong. it’s over some crusty ass sand and instead of getting something with wheels they drag this big ass boat across dry land which makes 0 sense to me but okay. also i should probably mention that there are people w like magic powers or some shit but i’ll get to that later. anyways, so alina and her bestie end up on this boat goin across the big spooky cloud with some other rando people. another design flaw of the boat that really bothers me is the fact that there are EVIL FLYING MOSTERS up in this dark ass cloud and instead of like putting everyone below deck or whatever, they jus have everyone vibing out in the open for the monsters to snatch. so of course, the monsters start snatching bitches. and mal gets snatched and alina is like omg no and then she passes the fuck out. very wild stuff. so they make it out of the shadow fold somehow and alina wakes up and these guard dudes are draggin her to the fancy magic people tent. i think now is a good time to explain the magic people so ima do that. so basically there are all these people with magic powers called “grisha” which is kinda confusing bc it sounds a lot like geisha but whatever. there’s like a bunch of different powers and they all have wacky names that i can never remember so i just call them the wind people, the water people, the fire people, the heart people, the healing people, and the builder people. the names are pretty self explanatory. but then there’s this one guy called “the darkling” which is the dumbest name to ever exist omfg i laughed over it for a WHILE. so y’all can probably guess what his power is based off of his stupid name. he makes the shadows move oooo spooky. and he can also use the shadows to chop people in half. i guess. so back to the story, they drag alina to the darklings tent and he’s like “bitch u got powers” and she’s like “nah fam” and he’s like “yeah watch” and he cuts her w a knife and she lights up. like she turns into a human lightbulb. and she’s like “damn okay so like that’s what happened on the boat when i passed the fuck out” so they take her to the palace bc i guess she’s the first person to ever have that power and it’s important bc it can get rid of the shadow fold or whateva. and basically the rest of the book is her trying to figure out her powers and the darkling trying to find this deer whose antlers will amplify her power and alina complaining about living in a castle blah blah blah.

so here’s why the show is better than the book:

her friend/guy she’s in love with is so fucking toxic in the book. he’s such a bitch to her and she’s just like lol okay ily and i’m like wtf? why do u like this piece of shit? he’s just rude man. and in the show i actually liked him. he tried his hardest to get to the palace and find her after they took her away unlike in the book when he didn’t do shit and when she finally saw him again he was mad at her for some reason idk i was like bro u gotta chill. so i’m glad he was chill in the show.

the darkling’s name in the show is “general kirigan” which is also pretty lame but SO much better than the darkling. no debate.

leigh bardugo has 7 books total taking place in this little universe (the shadow and bone trilogy, six of crows duology, and the king of scars duology) and they threw some of the characters from six of crows into the show for some reason. i was a little skeptical of how that was gonna go before the show came out bc shadow and bone and six of crows take place at different times and also i haven’t read six of crows yet but omg. i loved them. it’s this little squad of this ninja bitch, some guy w a cane who is hot af and (my favorite) this gay dude who mostly just talks about a goat. they were baddies and i was so happy they made a lil plot for them and put them in the show.

and those are really the only reasons. idk. i’d recommend both the book and the show but definitely the show a lil bit more.

now it’s time to talk some shit about everyone. (SPOILERS!!)

jesper: okay something important i need to say that my mom mentioned as we were watching the show: wouldn’t it have stank like shit when jesper fucked that one guy in the stables??? like dude no. literally do it ANYWHERE but there pls and thank u.

kaz: jesus fuck make a move you goddamn pussy holy shit

inej: okay first of all the actress who played her was GORGEOUS and she’s such a badass. kaz and jesper can’t do SHIT compared to her.

alina: she lowkey annoyed me a lil bit in the show. she ended up being the one who was a dick to mal instead of the other way around and it kinda made me sad but whatever. also the antlers in her skin omfg i gagged every time i saw it it was fucking disgusting.

mal: dear book mal, go fuck yourself. dear netflix mal, ily boo <3

the darkling/general kirigan: they chose an old ass dude to play him in the show. like in the book even though he’s like hundreds of years old, he’s only supposed to look like 20 and the homeboy who played him in the show is 39. mmm no. poor little 25 year old jessie who had to make out with this grandpa motherfucker.

genya: wtf was that tall ass collar she was wearing?? made the bitch look like she had no neck.

david: 🧍‍♂️. also you traitor motherfucker.

baghra: we needed more of her. i love that crusty bitch. kinda upset that she attacked mal in the show but whatever he was fine i guess? idk i liked her a lot more in the book lol.

nina: idk who tf this bitch was bc she aint in the book. her lil plot was boring tbh.

milo: queen milo i live for you.

and that’s it. thank u for reading.

[queenofallimagines]

Can you do a headcannon of Shinso, Deku, Todoroki and Bakugou hearing and learning slang from their black s/o and use it themselves. Ps love your blog 💕

Okay lmao this is gunna be a wild ride BC I Lowkey high key think nonblack people using AAVE is cringe but we gon do this classy

Song ref: any song my missy Eliot pls listen to her music

Deku:

- he’s confused like???? Wig??? Bread??? What?

- You explain that it’s just how you talk lmao like it’s p much in your dna to be hip

- He will use it but the wrong way like all might

- “And I said ill give you this bread todoroki; is that right?”

- “Oh baby, not even close.”

- He can and will google the history behind it BC he’s a dork

- Then he just roasts everyone

- “And I said fuck with me.”

- It’s cute BC he couldn’t be any less threatening

- “This bitch said✈️✈️✈️ .”

- Thats how he texts

- He will only suit it around you allmight and maybe the dekusquad

- He is embarrassed

- “This bitch got so much glue up in her tracks her head looks like my nephews last arts and crafts project.”

- “Wig!!,,,, snatches!!!”

- He’s proud of that one

- “You don’t have to talk like me lmao you’re perfect he way you are.”

- “I know,,, I just wanted to be able to relate to you.”

- Hug that bitch

- You watch meme comps instead

- He’s got vine memorized over night

- “This chicken is almost as juicy as my ass.”

- “IZUKU NO-“

Shinsou:

- he won’t say shit at first

- Be he thinks it’s Wild BC you seem to talk in code

- Then switch up to talk to him and the teachers

- I imagine you hang out with the American foreign exchange students and there’s a singular black kid

- And that girl from 2-b(who we saw once and never agian😒😒)

- “What are you saying???”

- “I can and will bust a cap in his ass you better get him.”

- Okay so you snap when someone talks shit about him

- “Name,Address,social security,dorm number- I’m about to kick some ass yo”

- “Kitten-“

- If your from new your your accent gets Thicc and he can barely understand LMAOO

- “Nah nah nah BC this bitch think I’m playing I will blow this shit up. Imma clear out this WHOLE ASS ROOM.”

- “What??”

- Bakugou over hears and said “we fighting👀👀?”

- Lmao what a clown

- You stomp over to wherever was talking shit and are ready to hand out some hands

- He gotta mind control them to say sorry to calm you down

- “Fuck I thought. I was mad about to blow her shit up.”

- “Bakugou:👀👀👀

- He’s flattered but confused

- W h a t are you saying???

- He googled it and finds articles written by white people so that’s not helpful

- He kinda gets it now

- ���She was,,,,wildin s/o”

- You spit out your drink

- WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT??

- you did clown

- He actually knows what he’s saying but only talks like that to you

- “She was the real clown.”

- Uses more vine refs than anything tho but he will sprinkle it in sometimes

- “Snatch her wig s/o!!”

- He’s the best at it so far

Bakugou:

-not THIS FOOL

- Lord help us all

- He overheard you talking to the exchange student and he’s not following a single word

- lClapping cheeks??? Busting a strap??? Tf is a gratata??”

- He asks you after school

-“It’s black people code. It has been passed down generations generations.”

- “I’m??? What.”

- “Google aave And read the definition.”

- He kinda understands

- He will use it aggressively

- “I will blow your back out denki.”

- “BAKUGOU NO THATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS-“

- He will use them incorrectly to make you cry

- “Yeet” he says as he punches denki

- Nobody

- No one

- Not god

- Bakugou: IM BOUT TO BLOW THIS BITCH UP

- Watches world star hip hop

- Fight comps all day

- Will say

- “That’s what good pussy sounds like.”

- Everytime you cook

- Beat his ass fam

- “Wig!!!!”

- You gotta have an intervention

- “Please stop talking like this you don’t have to babe.”

- “Oh thank god. I was just trying to impress you dumbass.”

- He still talks like he just moved to new your

- “I’m deadass over this shit.”

- “Imma shoot this shit up!!”

- Still gets a strap confused

- “Babe hand me my strap.”

- “Which one.”

- SIR I MEAN A GUN STOP IT

- no one will believe you fo you tell them bakugou likes meme comps

- Whispers “road work ahead” in your ear

- Fav phrase is “bitch ass bitch”

Todoroki:

- okay so back to him never seeing a single blsck person in his life

- He can barely understand you regularly

- “Imma sleep this bitch right now.”

- What???

- You told bakugou you were gunna rock his world and he’s confused

- You want??? To sleep with him??

- The convo goes like this

- “Imma rock yo world play with me again.”

- “So rock it.”

- “Imma rock your shit.”

- “Then rock it.”

- He’s so confused Are you guys gunna fight or not??

- He googled it and finds black twitter

- Lord

- He’s in too deep

- “Babe you look,,,, on fleek today.”

- Whiplash

- HUH??

- Nobody believes you

- Your family is laughing when he talks

- “S/o your boyfriend is hella funny!!”

- “I am. A snack.”

- Bro get his ass

- He’s not wrong he’s a whole ass meal

- But it doesn’t suit his voice!!

- “If mineta breathes he’s a thot.”

- He will only speak to you and your family like this.

- Nobody from class believes you that he sit the dab and then the whip

- He’s actually good at dancing too

- The wobble is his favorite

- But he can hit a mean ass milly rock

- “You don’t have to talk like me shoto.”

- “Yeah but it makes you laugh and you have a beautiful smile.”

- Fuck how can you say no to that???

- Now you gotta let him talk like that

- Accidentally says something wild when cheering for you

- “TEAR THE BITCH APART.”

- The class is dying man

[lucidpantone]

I found the Noor anons that tumblr deleted in my email. Yay.... here is the noor discourse. It’s long I had alot of Noor anons.

Anon: hard agree w your noor answers 😬 i always felt like i was the only one not getting the hype like she wasn’t even a main character?? she appeared in like a total of idk 5 episodes and ppl get so bitter if you say you don’t give a fuck abt her we barely know anything abt her how can you even get attached to a character like that hahah either way its a FICTIONAL character fam chill tf out lmao

Anon: Hola! I wish you are well, I love reading your blog .. I just go on to say that I agree with everything you have said about Noor, I never understood all the madness of the fandom for her, I also see her as an ordinary person, within her style, capable has to do with the average age of those who watch this program, I'm a little older .. well, nothing, who cares what I think .. sorry if this is misspelled, i don't speak english

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Anon: 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry this Noor discussion is killing me. its entertaining but people are clearly grasping at straws for conversation in this fandom lately. Sorry you have people yelling at you in anons, its got to be exhausting. I'm just happy you share opinions and back them up.

Modified Anon: no bc you’re spitting facts lol noor’s hyped up for like reacting like a normal decent human being would. and not to mention that robbe actually broke up with her unlike isak. she honestly acted like all the other emmas so i don’t understand why she’s so overhyped compared to them lmao she’s liked just bc they like hanna imo

Modified Anon: Not to drag you back into Noor chat, cause think we’ve all heard enough of that  sure you’re tired of it. But. Just to say. The hair [in deja vu]. Don’t get me wrong she’s a pretty girl, but I cannot vibe with that harsh cut. That’s all...please don’t come for me, I’m not the monster here!

Paraphrased anon (couldn’t find it but it was to the point, something like this): I like Noor because she isn’t written like your typical cookie cutter girl squad member.

I have said it before and I will say it again my opinion of Noor is simple. She is a cute girl who seems really genuine and sweet. Thats it! Thats all I got because literally in canon that all wtfock gaves us. That Noor is generally a nice girl maybe axe the screaming in public. Its never a high point in the night when you’re screaming in public and also agree I do prefer her s3 hair but thats just me. Also you guys talk about her being this unique artist girl but have we actually seen a collection of Noor’s art? Like Joana or even like Nora in Druck. Like we saw their art all the time. So sometimes I feel like you guys just really like her instagram aesthetic versus what we got in canon. Like she is definitely a nice person but I just dont get all this odd head canoning about a character that we truly know little about. I dont know I guess for me I just need more then an instagram and a pretty girl to be hyped for a character I need like actual meaningful plot. We dont know anything about her that isn’t surface the only thing that is kinda of hinted towards is she has a lot of empathy but we dont even know why? so I cant fully connect to that either.